tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16985041.post5117642245435583521..comments2023-08-15T07:47:38.834-05:00Comments on The Peltgrande Blogger: Great Interview on Colbert Report....Travishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14597855245625233090noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16985041.post-59035166099974219062007-02-23T21:54:00.000-06:002007-02-23T21:54:00.000-06:00So again, Cyberninja, the root cause is witches. ...So again, Cyberninja, the root cause is witches. We obviously did't burn enough of them.<BR/><BR/>Many socio-political ills can be traced back to witches. The UN, Iran-Contra, greenpeace. Give me an ill, and I will give you a witch.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16985041.post-36411391145205748852007-02-20T20:22:00.000-06:002007-02-20T20:22:00.000-06:00hm..well, in that case, i blame jesus, who put all...hm..<BR/><BR/>well, in that case, i blame jesus, who put all the oil over there, which turned a bunch of backwater nerf herders into hood-rich terrorist funders in too short of time for them to catch up.<BR/><BR/>you see, dea-yaah, theyyuh NEW moneh.Paulhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09118102594366676120noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16985041.post-49974677943722004772007-02-20T05:19:00.000-06:002007-02-20T05:19:00.000-06:00I disagree. Even though the brits drew arbitrary ...I disagree. Even though the brits drew arbitrary borders to emphasize racial hatred between sects and maintain a weakend and easily-controlled nation, its actually the Saxons who are to blame.<BR/><BR/>The Saxons and their germanic paganism in th fifth century AD resulted in a destabilized collection of city-states throughout the Frankish kingdom, and therefore the requirement of Charlemagne to conquer them took important government funding away from inital middle east diplomacy (Crusades). That precious time lost has nearly cost us Iraq.Coryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15175851469275651744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16985041.post-71758462513605347582007-02-20T03:40:00.000-06:002007-02-20T03:40:00.000-06:00yes, the brits are to blame. theyre the ones who ...yes, the brits are to blame. theyre the ones who drew arbitrary lines ignoring ethnic boundries and put the weakest, angriest factions (because they were the only ones who would help them) in power!! theyre the original culprits!Paulhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09118102594366676120noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16985041.post-87801285809600334122007-02-19T23:16:00.000-06:002007-02-19T23:16:00.000-06:00Paul, do you really think the Brits are the culpri...Paul, do you really think the Brits are the culprits? I mean, yes, sure, they're involved, but Canada is running the show. Everyone knows that.Travishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14597855245625233090noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16985041.post-70214101705784306712007-02-19T23:04:00.000-06:002007-02-19T23:04:00.000-06:00Aren't you a liberal? Since you are the cause, an...Aren't you a liberal? Since you are the cause, and since it is so obvious that you have free will and a soul (how else would we be able to determine your guilt?), you therefore have the power to stop killing my pets.<BR/><BR/><EM>She said, "You're only sixteen. You don't have a rep yet."</EM><BR/>-Parents just don't understandAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16985041.post-77867178221031153002007-02-19T19:12:00.000-06:002007-02-19T19:12:00.000-06:00I enjoyed how Colbert and the author were able to ...I enjoyed how Colbert and the author were able to work in FDR's indirect role in 9/11. Of course, I knew it! FDR.<BR/>I suppose the interview also then explains the untimely death of my guinea pig, Presto.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16985041.post-66265413910364523622007-02-19T17:58:00.000-06:002007-02-19T17:58:00.000-06:00I'm not really sure why someone would go on Colber...I'm not really sure why someone would go on Colbert Nation and expect serious discourse. Do they ever watch the show before going on? Did you see the one where he had jane fonda and some feminist author on his show, and he made them cook dinner during the interview? And you can tell the guests are always getting really irritated with him. It's awesome.<BR/><BR/>That's the thing about going toe-to-toe with someone like Colbert (or heckling a standup comic) -- you're not going to win. Being fast on their feet [verbally] is their job, and they're going to be better at it than you are.<BR/><BR/>Not that I disagree with the author completely... Anyone who has spent any time outside of the USA sees what side of the USA is "exported" out, but I don't think it's possible to "export" what he's saying is "good american culture" because people will just ignore it. It's nothing to get outraged over, so why bother?<BR/><BR/>All this infighting has to stop. It's time someone acknowledged the real culprits in the mess in the middle east -- THE BRITS.Paulhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09118102594366676120noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16985041.post-65770640341990835232007-02-19T13:28:00.000-06:002007-02-19T13:28:00.000-06:00Liberal has turned into a blanket term for anyone ...Liberal has turned into a blanket term for anyone you dislike. Like 'gay', 'douchebag', or 'peltgrande'. <BR/><BR/>Travis, dressing Daisy in a holiday outfit is SO liberal. <BR/><BR/>Just kidding. Your dog's hot.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16985041.post-87848704291319646202007-02-18T13:40:00.000-06:002007-02-18T13:40:00.000-06:00summer summer summertimetime to sit back and unwin...summer summer summertime<BR/>time to sit back and unwind<BR/><BR/>Here it is the groove slightly transformed<BR/>just a bit of a break from the norm<BR/>just a little somethin' to break the monotony<BR/>of all that hardcore dance that has gotten to be<BR/>a little bit out of control it's cool to dance<BR/>but what about the groove that soothes that moves romance<BR/>give me a soft subtle mix<BR/>and if ain't broke then don't try to fix it<BR/>and think of the summers of the past<BR/>adjust the base and let the alpine blast<BR/>pop in my CD and let me run a rhyme<BR/>and put your car on cruise and lay back cause this is summertime<BR/><BR/><BR/>school is out and it's a sort of a buzz<BR/>a back then I didn't really know what it was<BR/>but now I see what have of this<BR/>the way that people respond to summer madness<BR/>the weather is hot and girls are dressing less<BR/>and checking out the fellas to tell 'em who's best<BR/>riding around in your jeep or your benzos<BR/>or in your Nissan stting on lorenzos<BR/>back in Philly we be ou in the park<BR/>a place called the plateau is where everybody goes<BR/>guys out hunting and girls doing likewise<BR/>honking at the honey in front of you with the light eyes<BR/>she turn around to see what you beeping at<BR/>it's like the summers a natural afradesiac<BR/>and with a pen and pad I compose this rhyme<BR/>to hit you and get you equipped for the summer timeAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16985041.post-85716395470799321952007-02-18T03:09:00.000-06:002007-02-18T03:09:00.000-06:00In my most poetic voice..I think this is the reaso...In my most poetic voice..I think this is the reason behind it all...<BR/>Now, this is a story all about how<BR/>My life got flipped-turned upside down<BR/>And I liked to take a minute<BR/>Just sit right there<BR/>I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air<BR/><BR/>In west Philadelphia born and raised<BR/>On the playground was where I spent most of my days<BR/>Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool<BR/>And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school<BR/>When a couple of guys<BR/>Who were up to no good<BR/>Startin makin trouble in my neighborhood<BR/>I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared<BR/>She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air'<BR/><BR/>I begged and pleaded with her day after day<BR/>But she packed my suite case and send me on my way<BR/>She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.<BR/>I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.<BR/><BR/>First class, yo this is bad<BR/>Drinking orang juice out of a champagne glass.<BR/>Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?<BR/>Hmmmmm this might be alright.<BR/><BR/>But wait I hear the pricey booze, wine all that<BR/>Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?<BR/>I don't think sow<BR/>I'll see when I get there<BR/>I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air<BR/><BR/>Well, the plane landed and when I came out<BR/>There was a dude who looked like a cop and yelled my name out<BR/>I ain't trying to get arrested<BR/>I just got here<BR/>I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared<BR/><BR/>I whistled for a cab and when it came near<BR/>The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror<BR/>If anything I can say this cab is rare<BR/>But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'<BR/><BR/>I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8<BR/>And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'<BR/>I looked at my kingdom<BR/>I was finally there<BR/>To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel AirAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16985041.post-81038485452030060622007-02-17T23:31:00.000-06:002007-02-17T23:31:00.000-06:00They are also responsible for my influenza A. And ...They are also responsible for my influenza A. And all the taxes I owe.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16985041.post-78592558150554074852007-02-17T20:53:00.000-06:002007-02-17T20:53:00.000-06:00Colbert cracks me up. He is great at his role. Thi...Colbert cracks me up. He is great at his role. This interview has been all over the blogosphere.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com