Friend: GollumHeight: Roughly 3 feet tallDate of Birth: c. Early to mid-2400'sMarital Status: Single, though arguably common-law married to SmeagolCurrent Residence: Middle EarthGestault View: 587 year old, hobbit-like male of no fixed abode. He has presented with antisocial behaviour, increasing aggression, and preoccupation with the "one ring."Hobbies: Coveting his 'precious', eating raw fishDislikes: Triksy HobbitsesOther important tidbits: Probable DSM-IV diagnosis of Multiple Personality Disorder vs. Schizoid Personality DisorderOur history: I have never had a chance to personally meet Gollum, though if I did I would certainly consider him a close enough friend to ride on the hood of his car, sneak out of his house to run around Lost Nation at night or go Geocaching with him.
Relationship to Travis: Perfect strangers (he's the Cousin Larry of us)Height: 5' 6"Date of Birth: May 11, 1974Marital Status: MarriedHobbies: Magic the Gathering, Movies, Doing poorly with the ladiesLikes: Dr Pepper, Firewood, Enrique Iglesias, HufuDislikes: When Cory makes me be Gyllenhall when we play 'Brokeback'Our history: We don't have a history as we don't know each other. The only thing we share is a love for the NES Illustrator challenge. Though my grandparents live in Lost Nation so we are practically brothers.
Friend: Cyberninja20XX!!1!!1!Height: 5' 11.56765"DoB: 3-25-78Marital Status: Good so farCurrent Residence: The TechnodojoHobbies: Flying Robo-Tiger Kicks, Online DnD and FPS'ses, Pre-emptive PostapocalyptismLikes: Bruce Campbell, Twileks, Cybernetic Assault SuitsDislikes: TBN, Will and Grace reruns, Will and Grace rerunsOur History: Travis and I have a sorted past of scaring away the mists of ravenloft with sweet shotgun trick-shots, exploring the haunted status of wheelchairs and Ouija boards in his attic, and reading the DnD Player's Handbook in Mr. Doyle's Social Studies class.
Friend: ChadwickEFeldsHeight: 5’8”...and growingDoB: 7/3/77Eyes: DreamyMarital Status: PendingCurrent Residence: Coralville. Hobbies: (in order) playing music, vinyl collecting,listening to music, racquetball, all things SEGALikes: The beautiful Iowan landscape. All liberals…even the crazy ones.Dislikes: Non-midwest states of the union, particularly Texas, Maine, Iraq, ColoradoOur History: We met in 5th grade. Since then we’ve: spiked Jello at a HS awards ceremony, planned a Heather T. ‘escapade’, ran over a stop sign, inserted Kleenex into instruments, stole liquor from an abandoned store, Check Santa, Check Saturn, jumped off a car, lost a rocket, played DnD in the back of Mr. Cooperider’s class. I think that’s about it.
Friend: DysonHeight: 5'11"DOB: 7/5/75Eyes: White Orbs that can see into your nightmares.Marital Status: Unhappily Married to a monster.Current Residence: The seedy underbelly of the US, in Cedar Rapids, Beautiful LandHobbies: Geocaching, Geodetic disks, Geopolitics, Ford Geo, Neo-Geo game system, Georgia, USGS, Geodes, GeographyLikes: Guinness, Mid-rare steak, Easy Mac, Risotto, Tiramisu, Crab cakes, Iowa pork chops, Eggs benedict, Bacon, Eggnog, Merlot, Steak Oscar, Shepards pie, Chilli, Twice baked potatoes, Sautee'd mushrooms, Prime Rib, Chicken tarragon, Arby's curly fries, Spicy biscuits and gravy, and that Firefly DVD set that Karen got me for Christmas.Dislikes: ComplainersOur History: Now that I think of it, there is nothing too sorted. We did have one crazy night, where after some trials and tribulations I ended up saying "I guess this means that I don't get my burrito."
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