Who really is more tough? Rick Watters or Cullen Bright? You compare the facts and decide.
If you spell Cullen Bright in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Rick Watters originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Watters replied, "That's no glitch."
Cullen Bright does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
When Rick Watters plays
Cullen Bright puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then Cullen kills people.
Rick Watters does not have chest hair, he has millions of highly venomous nematocysts. You have virtually no chance of surviving the venomous sting, unless treated immediately. The pain is so excruciating and overwhelming that you would most likely go into shock and collapse a split second before getting hit in the face with a roundhouse kick.
7 comments:
When Cullen lines up in the 100-meter dash he don't even have to run.
His dick has already won it for him.
When Cullen has sexual relations, it's with men. Only.
I hope no one reading this will think that C.B. actually kills people.
The only reason Rick Watters is still employed for the city of wyoming is because they are afraid of the reprocusions of firing him, in which he would kill all the top officals and rename the Town rickwatterstonville!!!
As soon as e.d. posted "I hope no one reading this will think that C.B. actually kills people." e.d. got roundhouse kicked to the head, and he died.
Cullen will replace fossil fuels in the next 10 years.
That was a fun Ween party. I hope Chad hosts one again this year.
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